English Slang -F-
facebook surprise
When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
fairy
1. a homosexual man (derogatory) 2. a prostitute (regional & archaic)
Fanny
One's bottom
fap
The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
Did you see those Natalie Portman pics? *fap fap fap*
fat cat
A person who has great wealth and power; a tycoon.
Those fat cats in Washington are going to keep pressuring Congress to pass the tax bill.
faulty
of extremely poor quality.
The car was faulty: it kept breaking down.
feen
When you think about something 24/7 and you cant get it off your mind, like craving drugs.
I'm feening for some ice cream.
fence
to sell stolen goods.
a person who purchases stolen goods.
fess
o waste time in order to avoid confrontation or a potentially uncomfortable situation.
Dude, don't fess. Just ask her out already!
fess up
to confess.
finer than frog hair
extremely attractive.
That girl is finer than frog hair.
finger trouble
finger trouble, n., a problem caused by a typographical error, incorrect settings on a machine, or poor manual dexterity.
finna
about to.
I'm finna go to the store.
fire hazard
A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).
Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.
fish
a person who has not had their first kiss or has never French kissed.
fishy
suspicious
flick
a movie.
flintstoning
The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.
flip a bitch
to perform a u-turn. Also, rarely, flip a dick.
We just passed the party, so flip a dick so we can get back there.
flivver
a cheap and usually old automobile, especially a Model T Ford
FOP
an elderly person. Acronym of "fucking old person."
That FOP is driving too slow.
forn
Pornography in any language other than that of the audience. Refers specifically to foreign movies or shows that contain graphic sex and subtitles over-dubbing, but are not hardcore pornography.
Some suggest that watching enough forn will let you learn the words Oh god in over a hundred languages.
for shizzle
for sure.
foxy
attractive. Used only to describe females.
Damn, she's foxy!
freak
A social outcast or misfit; a strange person
The protest rally was filled with hippies and freaks.
free-ball
to not wear underwear.
freebies
Items and services you can get for free - especially on the Web.
I spent all evening surfing the Web for freebies.
French kiss
to kiss with an open mouth, usually placing one's tongue in the other person's mouth. Can also be used as just "french."
friends for cut
friends only for the purpose of having intercourse.
front
to pretend, especially to pretend you are better than you are
fuck up
to severely injure (a person) or damage (a thing.)
to mess up; screw up.
one who messes up; screws up.
fuckbunny
a promiscuous person. Usually used to refer to females. Probably refers to the mating habits of rabbits.
fugly
extremely unattractive. "fucking ugly."
Man, she's not just ugly, she's fugly.
funds
money
funky
interesting, strange; weird. Somewhat complimentary.
your room is so funky.