Slang -P-
package
male genitalia.
paint the walls
to vomit forcefully, usually suddenly, leaving no time to seek a proper container; Projectile Vomit.
Man, I drank so much vodka last night, I ended up painting the walls.
pap
pap, v., (of paparazzi or a press photographer) to take a photograph (of someone or something).
pat (oneself) on the back
to praise or congratulate oneself, or give oneself thanks.
Pat yourselves on the back: you all did a great job.
patootie
buttocks. Can also be used as an exclamation
pay out
To insult, dis' or burn someone.
I waz paying him out about spewing from just one drink.
peace out
goodbye.
peasantvision
Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
Pebbles
an under-aged, attractive, promiscuous female.
peep
to listen to.
penny pincher
cheap, stingy person who rarely spend money
She never goes to restaurants because she's such a penny pincher
perma-fried
to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.
Man, you're perma-fried.
person of pallor
person of pallor, n., a white or Caucasian person.
perve
to stare with sexual intent. to be intoxicated.
pie hole
mouth
Shut your pie hole!
piece of shit
an item of poor quality. Also abbreviated POS.
an insult.
pineapple
genitalia.
He touched my pineapple.
piss off
to leave
Why don't you just piss off?
PITA
acronym of "pain in the ass."
That girl is a real PITA.
pizza tumor
A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.
poke war
A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.
Ben will never win the poke war.
pop off
to die
Unfortunately for Zuzu, her elderly boyfriend popped off before changing his will in her favor.
pornstache
pornstache, n., a long, full, roughly trimmed mustache shorter than a handlebar mustache, worn without a beard, and with ends that hang down over the corners of the mouth. Also porn stache, porno stache.
prostitot
an under-aged girl who acts and/or dresses like a prostitute.
puke
vomit
puma
1. An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.
A Democrat who feels Hillary Clinton was treated unfairly by the party and cheated of the presidential nomination
put lipstick on a pig
to wrap something inferior in an attractive, superficial package to hide its flaws
pwn
to totally dominate someone in a video game
Jason could have beaten the Argonauts in a sword fight, but they really pwned him in Super Mario Brothers.