Slang Terms -E-
EAD
acronym of "eat a dick." A general insult.
earful
gossip
My grandmother gave me an earful about the neighborhood.
East Bumblefuck
a location inconveniently far away
east butt-fuck
a location inconveniently far away.
You live way out in east butt-fuck.
easy mark
likely victims
The Japanese are an easy mark because they usually carry cash.
eat out
to perform cunnilingus.
eff-me
Sexually provocative.
She's wearing her eff-me shoes tonight.
egghead
An overly intellectual person; someone who thinks too much.
Those eggheads in the media are always giving advice, but they don't know anything about real life.
egotesticle
The root of all evil, generally fueled by too much testosterone.
He said egotesticle things to me just to sleep with me.
egypped
cheated or shorted money or merchandise in an on-line transaction. Pronounced like the country.
I won the auction and sent the money but I was egypped when I did not recieve the merchandise.
Elevision
The act of people in an elevator staring up, uncomfortably, at the numbers as they light up when the car moves. Practiced out of nervousness.
When the elevator began moving, silence ensued as each person practiced their elevision.
emo
verly emotional or melodramatic.
God, he's being so emo.
Eraser
Something used to remove pencil marks from paper
errorist
Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he's wrong. A dumbass.
Bush is talking on tv again. What a fucking errorist.
excess baggage
A person or thing that gets in the way; a burden that you are stuck with.
Ed wants to leave his wife and kids - he feels like they are just excess baggage.