Slangs -B-
backseat buyer
A person who gets excited over other people's future or current purchases. Usually an enthusiastic shopper for themselves as well.
I'm such a backseat buyer; I love helping my friends choose stuff as much as buying something for myself!
balls
testicles, courage; GUTS
The baseball hit him right in the balls.
You've got balls to do something like that!
banana hammock
tight-fitting male swimwear or bikini underwear.
He likes to cavort around the beach in his banana hammock.
bang a uey
make a u-turn
banging
to be very attractive.
She was banging at that party!
barf
to vomit.
Barney
the police.
That Barney busted up our party.
bash
big, exciting party
batty
buttocks.
Beamer
a BMW automobile.
I bought a Beamer yesterday.
bean count
to stare at breasts, usually in cold weather.
We just sat on the porch bean counting.
beard
a person who helps another to cover up a clandestine relationship, often by acting as a sham romantic partner.
bearded clam
female genitalia.
beat
tired
Sam is beat today because he didn't sleep much last night
beat around the bush
to delay in getting to the point
Quit beating around the bush and tell me the bad news!
beat cheeks
to engage in coitus. Term implies rear-entry - that is, "doggy style."
beaver
vagina.
bibe
Someone who gives off a bisexual vibration or bi vibe.
I definitely got a bibe from her.
bisexy
Appealing to both sexes.
Your boyfriend isn't gay, but he thinks Brad Pitt is hot. Why? Because Brad Pitt is bisexy.
blow it
To lose or waste something; to do very poorly or fail miserably.
You didn't study for your exam, so you blew it.
blow-off
a show at a carnival or fair that takes place after the main show
blue (or down)
sad, depressed
Mary is feeling blue because her cat died
Mary is down because her cat died
bluebird
bluebird, n., in business, an unexpected, very profitable, or easily made sale.
blue light special
something cheap and inferior
bluewalls
The female equivalent of blue balls.
Andre gave Christina bluewalls...and then he drove to Taco Bell to eat a grande meal.
bog
a fraud job.
They did a major bog on their taxes this year.
boogie
to dance
Booshk
(Southern US) Exclamation when one hits, taps, slaps, bangs or performs some sudden and/or violent action to another. Also used in phrases such as "Booshk ya later man", "How ya booshking?", "Booshkn' spectacular!" or "I've had a Booshk of a day"; though there is no consistency with these other uses of the word.
booster
a shoplifter, especially a professional shoplifter
booty call
A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.
The student's mother was ignorant of her son's booty calls.
box office
box office, n., jocularly, the cockpit of an airplane piloted by a woman.
brain
very intelligent person
Bill Gates is a brain
brainy
very intelligent, like a genius
Breathing While Black
the imaginary “crime” of being an African American
While Bethany was shopping for a new watch, she made the mistake of Breathing While Black, and a saleswoman followed her closely around the jewelry store, assuming she would try to steal something.
Britches
Pants (trousers in the UK)
Brodeo
A get-together or a party where the attendance is prodominantly male.
So many dudes got wasted at Lou's brodeo out in Idaho.
broham
a close buddy, compadre, smoking and/drinking buddy. a term of endearment between men to reaffirm heterosexuality
hey broham, throw me a cold one.
broke
without money
business time
Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.
Baby, it's business time. Do you know how I know? Because it's wednesday, and wednesday is the night that we make love. Thursday we visit your mother but wednesday is the night that we make love. I'll wear my business socks and you will wear that old t-shirt from that team building retreat your work took.
butt dial
When your cell phone accidentally calls someone you did not mean to while on your person
I called her a fucktard. She heard cause my phone butt dialed her.
